brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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