Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
