Just cropdusted the office
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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