3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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