marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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