once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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