At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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