...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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