why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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