That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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