So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Randomize
