Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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