jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I love having hate sex.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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