One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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