And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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