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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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