Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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