you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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