Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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