Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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