And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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