I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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