I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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