ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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