Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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