we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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