Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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