I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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