My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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