You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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