they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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