Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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