i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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