his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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