Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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