shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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