Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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