Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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