Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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