Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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