i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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