A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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