Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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