69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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