For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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