smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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