Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Randomize
