I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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