well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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How's work?
Spinning.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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