Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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