That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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