Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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