We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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