Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Randomize
