Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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