No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he fucked my hip out of place.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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