the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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