Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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